Branch Jokes

What branch of the military are horses in?

The NaaaaayyyVY

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What's a Michigander?

A: An Ohioan who can read. Q: What's an Ohioan? A: A Kentuckian who can count. Q: What's a Kentuckian? A: A West Virginian with a branching family tree. Q: And who the hell are you to be making all these rude judgments? A: Trauma counselor for tour guides.

Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

What did the poplar tree say to the weeping willow?

Hey pal, you just need to branch out more.

What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.

What branch of government actually listens to the people?

What branch of government actually listens to the people?

Why was the sapling such a horrible entrepreneur?

Because he couldn't branch out.

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

Why did the monkey trip over the branch?

Because the Chimp-Can't -See

What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

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Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out

Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

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Twitter Jokes More Twitter Jokes

When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.

What do you call the 'n' in government?

CryptoN Only few will get this

Saple Jokes More Saple Jokes

What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

What do you call a chef who's stingy with herbs?

PARSLEYMONIOUS

What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

What do you call a water gun that gets people really excited?

A super stoaker

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How did the guy from Kentucky find his sister in the woods?

Pretty good!

What do you call a guy that can't make a joke?

A dead one.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What do you call a white man surrounded by many black men?

A warden

What to do if you run over a black man in the rain?

Well, you have an hour before the rain dries...