What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.

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Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

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Who is both a knight and a spy?

Sir Veillance

Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.

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What do you call a midget mexican?

A paragraph since he isn't a full essay

How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

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What do you call high school students doing a digestive system test?

In-test teens.

What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.