What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.

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What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

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Why did the spy cross the border?

Because he never really was on your side.

What do the Chinese call their spies?

Secret Asians.

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What do you call a little Mexican?

A paragraph. Because he's not quite an essay.

What do Mexicans write in school?

Essays.

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What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.

What do you call high school students doing a digestive system test?

In-test teens.