What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.

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Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

What functions worse than the US Government?

A Greek Bank.

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How do spies send secret messages in a forest?

A: By moss code.

What do the Chinese call their spies?

Secret Asians.

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Why did the Mexican fail English 101?

He wouldn't turn in his essay

What do you call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph, because he is not a full essay.

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What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.

What do you call high school students doing a digestive system test?

In-test teens.