What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.

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What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

What kind of cancer always stands by the government?

Pro-state cancer.

Spy Jokes More Spy Jokes

What's Richard Nixon's favorite game?

I spy.

Why did the spy cross the border?

Because he never really was on your side.

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How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

What do you call a Mexican little person?

A paragraph because he isn't a full ese (essay)...

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What do you call high school students doing a digestive system test?

In-test teens.

What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.