Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

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What's the difference between a New Yorker and a Canadian?

A New Yorker takes the A train; a Canadian takes the train, eh.

What's the difference between a dry, moldy cranberry and an angry blue bird?

One's a crazy heron, the other's a hairy Craisin.

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Whats around $5000+ and enhances personality?

Breast implants.

Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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How Many Muslim Women Does it Take to Screw In a Light Bulb?

Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs.

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When they get to third base they think they've scored

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What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

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What game do reindeer play in their stalls?

Stable-tennis!

Why are there no black people in the game Clue?

Because then, it would be called Solved.

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How to get a job on Game of Thrones: Q: Can you act?

A: Sorta Q: Will you get naked A: Yes HIRED!

Why was Game Of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.