Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

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Whats the difference between Outlaws and Mother-in-laws?

Outlaws are wanted.

Whats the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a women's track team?

A tribe of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

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Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

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What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.

What kind of rodent DDOS attacks Al Queda's Twitter account?

An anonimouse

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Why can't a policeman win a game of pool?

Because he always shoots the black one first.

Why are there no black people in the game Clue?

Because then, it would be called Solved.

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What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.