Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

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What's the difference between justice and relevant ethnic groups in America?

Justice isn't always black and white

What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.

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Whats an iPhone 7's favorite brand of frozen pizza?

Not Jack's.

Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

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What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

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What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

How do Baroque composers tweet?

Through their twitter Handel! ..... I am so sorry

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Why are there no black people in the game Clue?

Because then, it would be called Solved.

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis. :-/

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What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

How to get a job on Game of Thrones: Q: Can you act?

A: Sorta Q: Will you get naked A: Yes HIRED!