Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

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A triangle has three points

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There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!

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They got tired of all the minotaurs.

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Aren't they themselves a carry-on?

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What did I do before Twitter?

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Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

What do you get when you cross Game of Thrones with Cartoon Network?

Johnny Braavos

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Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

Why is Bernie Sanders' campaign like Jon Snow?

Game of Thrones spoilers) They're both "dead."