Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

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What's the difference between a clever midget and an STD?

One is a cunning runt.

What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of pygmies?

He tribe of pygmies is a cunning bunch of runts.

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Whats the best thing Orlando Bloom's ever been in?

Katy Perry

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I don't pay 100$ to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

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Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

Twitter Jokes More Twitter Jokes

What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

Whatcha doing?

Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"

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Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

What do you call a gaming double entendre?

A Ninutendo

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What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir