What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

What do you call a Roman with pubic hair in his teeth?

Gladiator

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What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

Why does China care so much about money?

They can't resist all of the cha-'ching'.

Who do you think cares?

Nobody. They're too angry at the mods at to care.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?

Woofleball

What is something we all lost?

The Game

Truth Jokes More Truth Jokes

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

Consequence Jokes More Consequence Jokes

What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.