What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?

Smack a monster.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

Why didn't anyone care about the circus?

Because it was irr-elephant

Who do you think cares?

Nobody. They're too angry at the mods at to care.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What kind of game are Americans worst at?

Tower defense.

Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

Truth Jokes More Truth Jokes

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

Consequence Jokes More Consequence Jokes

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant