What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

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Why don't ducks have teeth?

Too much quack.

What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

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Why can't Mexicans play Uno?

They always steal the green cards.

How does Dracula keep fit?

He plays batminton.

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What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

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What game do M Night Shymalan's family play at Christmas?

Secret Satan.

What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.

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What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

Consequence Jokes More Consequence Jokes

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.