What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Bare Grylls

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans?

They keep stealing green cards.

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

How do you take care of a baby?

Hire a hitman

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

Truth Jokes More Truth Jokes

What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

Consequence Jokes More Consequence Jokes

What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.