What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why are you laughing?

My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!

What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?

A full set of teeth.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why is the O in Opossum silent?

Because it's playing dead.

Why do artists never win when they play football ?

They keep drawing !

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

Who do you think cares?

Nobody. They're too angry at the mods at to care.

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What is it called when you get sick from gaming on the internet?

YouTuberculosis.

What game do reindeer play in their stalls?

Stable-tennis!

Truth Jokes More Truth Jokes

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

Consequence Jokes More Consequence Jokes

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant