Consequence Jokes

What are the consequences of smoking weed?

The reefercussions

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What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.