Truth Jokes

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

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Why did the lead acid battery have to tell the truth?

Because if it didn't it would be Li-ion.

What does the Fox say?

The truth is out there.

What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.

What else did Lochte say after the truth came out?

This did not go swimmingly at all

What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

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Why can a woman never be a good DJ?

They will never listen to Logic or Reason.

Why do Christian bands only record with Pro Tools?

Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.

Oj Simpson Jokes More Oj Simpson Jokes

What's the difference between OJ Simpson and Stephen King?

OJ's truth is stranger than King's fiction.

What are OJ Simpson's favorite keys on a computer?

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Conspiracy Theorist Jokes More Conspiracy Theorist Jokes

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

What did the giraffe say to the conspiracy theorist?

Nothing, giraffes aren't real.

Rage Jokes More Rage Jokes

What's that over there?

I don't know but I just got a raging clue

What do you get when an alternative metal band runs out of toilet paper?

Rage Upon the Latrine

Drunk Man Jokes More Drunk Man Jokes

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are the people of Saudi Arabia always behind the times?

Because they live under Iraq.

Which two regions have the most people named John?

SEA / NA

Fox Jokes More Fox Jokes

How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints