What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.

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What do you call a good looking girl in Wisconsin?

A Tourist!

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

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What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!

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What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.

Who is the smartest person in the world, doing the silliest thing right now?

Apparently, that's you.