What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.

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What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intellectual, law abiding, and truthful?

A tourist.

What do you call a good looking girl in Wisconsin?

A Tourist!

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What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America

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Who is the smartest person in the world, doing the silliest thing right now?

Apparently, that's you.

What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.