What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.

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What do you call an intelligent man in America?

A tourist.

What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

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What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years

Who get saved?

The United States of America

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What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.

Who is the smartest person in the world, doing the silliest thing right now?

Apparently, that's you.