Smart Person Jokes

What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.

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Who is the smartest person in the world, doing the silliest thing right now?

Apparently, that's you.

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Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

What do you call a beautiful girl in Boston?

A tourist.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July !

Why aren't there any 'Knock, Knock' jokes about America?

Cuz freedom rings, baby!