Smart Person Jokes

What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.

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Who is the smartest person in the world, doing the silliest thing right now?

Apparently, that's you.

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Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

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Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

What do you call a beautiful girl in Boston?

A tourist.