What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Naruto and Bleach?

No one ever told me to drink Naruto

What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

How do you make a horomone?

You don't pay her. (My mom is sick. Hilarious. But sick. )

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What is a primate's ideal salary?

A gorillian dollars per year.

What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law?

One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts? He was caught playing with his broomstick.

Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle?

too many cheetahs

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

How does an ugly guy get the girl?

All he needs is game

What do radical feminists and Game of Thrones have in common?

All men must die.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What has one eye but can't see?

A blind man... I'll show myself out... TO SEE YOU BACK NEXT WEEK!!

How do redneck Na'vi get their skin tone?

Blue Genes... I'll be here all week

Console Jokes More Console Jokes

What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

What console does god use?

Praystation

Console Player Jokes More Console Player Jokes

Why did the console player cross the road?

To render the other side.

Why did the console player get sick in the art gallery?

There were too many frames.

Pc Gamer Jokes More Pc Gamer Jokes

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

Why can't PC gamers use Uber?

Too many incompatible drivers.