Console Player Jokes

Why did the console player cross the road?

To render the other side.

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What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

Why did the console player get sick in the art gallery?

There were too many frames.

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What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

What is the difference between a human and a potato?

Time

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What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot?

A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."

Console Jokes More Console Jokes

Why are stormtroopers so bad at aiming?

Because they're playing on console.

Why did the console cross the road?

To render the buildings on the other side

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

What happens if you don't pay after an exorcism?

You'll get repossessed!

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed

What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

Pc Gamer Jokes More Pc Gamer Jokes

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

Why can't PC gamers use Uber?

Too many incompatible drivers.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why does Vincent van Gogh always look forward to thenew year?

Because everyone wishes him a new ear.

What do you always get on your birthday?

Another year older!birt