Console Player Jokes

Why did the console player cross the road?

To render the other side.

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What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

Why did the console player get sick in the art gallery?

There were too many frames.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and a framed picture of Jesus?

You only need one nail for the frame

What kind of house does Fonzie live in?

An "A" frame...

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby?

300 degrees in the oven.

What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

Console Jokes More Console Jokes

What's the worst thing about owning a console?

Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps

What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

Pc Gamer Jokes More Pc Gamer Jokes

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

Why can't PC gamers use Uber?

Too many incompatible drivers.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What do you call orange juice that looks like apple juice, but tastes like orange juice?

Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week

How the hell would she know?

We only met last week!

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

What is something we all lost?

The Game

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why are cigarette taxes such a safe bet right now?

One way or the other, there's going to be a lot of smoking over the next four years.

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.