Console Player Jokes

Why did the console player cross the road?

To render the other side.

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What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

Why did the console player get sick in the art gallery?

There were too many frames.

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What does Rolf Harris like to play with on the piano?

A minor.

Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.

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What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

Why can't PC gamers use Uber?

Too many incompatible drivers.

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What's the worst thing about owning a console?

Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps

Why is PC the mustard race?

Because consoles can't ketchup.

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What game do Anti-Vaxxer's kids play in the pool?

Marco Polio

Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

A: Catch.

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How do you hear a hormone?

Pay $100 for 30 minutes

How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.

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What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

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Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter?

Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.

What birds spend all their time on their knees ?

Birds of prey !

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What's an American's favourite day of the week?

Fryday.

How the hell would she know?

We only met last week!