You would pay to have a potato on you...
The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"
The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from .
Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)
Because education pays off in the long run!
I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.
I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.