What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

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What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

What is the difference between batman and a black guy?

Batman can walk into a store without Robin

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How are whores and movies alike?

You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.

What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

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What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...