What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from .

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Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

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What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.