What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How much do deodorant factory workers get paid?

A pittance.

What's the worst part about working in a glory hole?

You only get paid in tips.

Chick Pea Jokes More Chick Pea Jokes

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.