What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

Whats the difference between risky children and risky lesbians?

One runs when they have scissors, the others scissor when they have runs

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why couldn't Diablo get his bros out of jail?

He couldn't pay for Baal

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

Chick Pea Jokes More Chick Pea Jokes

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.