Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's ur biggst fear?

Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What did one ghost say to another?

I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people.

What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

What do anime ghosts say to scare people?

Weeaboo

What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.