Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.

What happens when two dogs breed in a pound?

Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

How do you blind an Asian?

Put a windshield in front of them

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.

What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.