Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How are books like dogs?

The good ones are hard to put down

Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why don't you people see how racist Pokemon Go is?

All of my friends are now talking about how they have to catch Amal.

Why did the snail paint an S on the back of his car?

So when he drove by people would say, "Hey, look at that S car go!"

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What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

Why can't blind kids have imaginary friends?

Their i's don't work

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.