Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why don't cannibals have dogs?

Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.

What do you call someone who lets people rent wifi signals from them?

The lanlord!

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

Why can't blind kids have imaginary friends?

Their i's don't work

What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.

Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much