Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

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What is Mexico's National Sport?

Cross-Country

Why is impersonating John Cena illegal in Mexico?

Because there's only Juan Cena

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What happens when your favorite team wins the World Cup?

You turn off your playstation.

Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

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Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America

What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.

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Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper ?

Warren !

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What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.