Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

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How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup?

Literally all gardening stops

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

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What did Helen Keller say when she won the lottery?

uunnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg!

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

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Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America?

Because Freedom Rings.

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

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What did the policeman say to the jumper?

Pullover

Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

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Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind