Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

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Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

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What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

What do cubs fans do after they win the world series?

They turn off their Xbox.

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Why were the Native Americans in America before us?

They had reservations.

Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

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What did the policeman say to the jumper?

Pullover

What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper ?

Warren !

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Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind