Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

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What's the most popular sports channel in Mexico?

ESPOL

What did the Mexico team travel back home with?

Luggage full of goals.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

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Who will be rescued?

America.

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

A USB.

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Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

What did the policeman say to the jumper?

Pullover

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Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.