What happens when your favorite team wins the World Cup?

You turn off your playstation.

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In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.

What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched?

It was an explosive success

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When it's turned into the teacher.

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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Because the fine bros would sue.

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Whoever wins...we lose.

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What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

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Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

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What do you call an Englishman in the World Cup final?

The referee

What did the boy with no arms & legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )