What happens when your favorite team wins the World Cup?

You turn off your playstation.

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What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles?

UCLA

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

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Why did the fan blow itself?

Because it was turned on!

How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

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Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

Who would win in a fight...your mom or your dad?

From the looks of it, your dad won

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Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ?

Because he is an x-boxer

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

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What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

How many people do you have to kick out of their houses to have a World Cup?

Brazilians!