What happens when your favorite team wins the World Cup?

You turn off your playstation.

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What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

What happens when you keep feeding a cow money?

You get rich milk.

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Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?

Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.

Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

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What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

Why has the pope never won a gold medal?

Because he always came in a little behind.

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What happens when your favorite team wins the World Cup?

You turn off your playstation.

What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

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How many people do you have to kick out of their houses to have a World Cup?

Brazilians!

Why should they have hosted the World Cup in a different country this year?

because a brazillian things could go wrong