Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.

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What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.

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What Daft Punk song is a hit amongst the hispanic community?

Juan more time!

How do hispanics cut a pizza?

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Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

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Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

Why didn't the Mexican take Xanax?

He was barred.