Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.

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What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

A: Because 36 would be too many.

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How Many Hispanics Does It Take To Hold Up A Roof?

Just Juan....

What Daft Punk song is a hit amongst the hispanic community?

Juan more time!

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Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

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Why does a Mexican take Xanax?

For his Borderline Personality Disorder.

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender