Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.

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How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ?

Because it hurt.

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Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks..

What about Asians and Hispanics?

What they really need is Nonwhitepeoplemeet.com

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What happens to a girl with anxiety when she sees a Spanish person?

She has a hispanic attack

Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.

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Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender