Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.

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Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

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What kind of chemical bond is Hispanic?

An Ester Bond

What did the Hispanic Fireman name his twin sons?

Jose &amp Hose-B

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Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.

What happens to a girl with anxiety when she sees a Spanish person?

She has a hispanic attack

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What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.