Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.

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Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

Why did the motorcycle suddenly stop running?

Because it was two tired.

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What do you call a hispanic man with a rubber toe?

ROBERTO! I'm here all week.

How did a Hispanic farmer propose to his girlfriend?

With arroz.

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Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

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What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

Why does a Mexican take Xanax?

For his Borderline Personality Disorder.