What's the difference between a Pilot a...

What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes ?

Sir Francis Brake !

Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

A: Because 36 would be too many.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Why do SCUBA divers fall backwards out of boats?

Because if they fell forwards, they'd land in the boat.

What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

What do you call an asian who flies planes?

A pilot.

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

What should you never do in front of an alcoholic?

Whine.

Jet Engine Jokes More Jet Engine Jokes

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands