What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

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What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

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How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

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Why do scuba divers fall off the boat backwards?

Because is they fell forward they'd land in the boat.

What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip?

Coo.

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What kind of pizza do pilots like?

Plain.

Why was the pilot dying?

Because he had terminal cancer.

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How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

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What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.