Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes ?

Sir Francis Brake !

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How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

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How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash?

A: She's the one on her bike.

What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.