Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike?

She was a cat.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a group of unorganized cats?

A CAT-ASTROPHE!

What did Edgar Allen Poe name his cat?

Poepurry

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

They are two tired.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?

You can't ride your bike on a sociopath

Lisa Jokes More Lisa Jokes

Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike?

She was a cat.

Where did little Lisa go after she got hit by a truck?

Everywhere.