Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike?

She was a cat.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do the French call artificial feet for cats?

Faux Paws

Why are there no cats in Germany?

Because they have nein lives.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why did the black boy fall off his bike?

He didn't. He fell off your bike.

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do you call a Mexican on a riding lawnmower?

Promoted.

Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

Lisa Jokes More Lisa Jokes

Where did little Lisa go after she got hit by a truck?

Everywhere.

Whats the sickest piece of art?

Pneumonia Lisa