Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike?

She was a cat.

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What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

What did Edgar Allen Poe name his cat?

Poepurry

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What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

How many ADHD children does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes

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What does a Japanese girl ride?

Niisan.

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

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Whats the sickest piece of art?

Pneumonia Lisa

Where did little Lisa go after she got hit by a truck?

Everywhere.