Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike?

She was a cat.

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What's a cats favorite Mexican dish?

A purr-rito

What did Iron Man call his cat?

FeLine

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What do you call a black guy on a bike?

Crime

Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

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What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

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Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike?

She was a cat.

Where did little Lisa go after she got hit by a truck?

Everywhere.