Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike?

She was a cat.

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Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs. :D

How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes.

What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ?

Bicycle petals !

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What did the yogi say after riding his pet llama to the ashram?

Llamaste.

How many kids with ADSD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes!"

Lisa Jokes More Lisa Jokes

Where were you?

Uh, with my.. gf " Gf Well, tell us about her! What's her name commercial on tv uh.. Lisa.. Brandnewtoyota

Whats the sickest piece of art?

Pneumonia Lisa