Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike?

She was a cat.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How am I not qualified?

Your resume is a stick figure and a poorly drawn igloo "It's a cat actually"

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?

A carrot !

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What do you call a Mexican on a bike?

a dirt bike

What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?

You can't ride your bike on a sociopath

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What are the odds of a chronic gambler ever calling the addiction-helpline?

No seriously, I've got $100 riding on this.

What do stoners ride to school?

The cannibus

Lisa Jokes More Lisa Jokes

Where were you?

Uh, with my.. gf " Gf Well, tell us about her! What's her name commercial on tv uh.. Lisa.. Brandnewtoyota

Where did little Lisa go after she got hit by a truck?

Everywhere.