Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike?

She was a cat.

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What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

Why is PTSD like riding a bike?

You never forget

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Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike?

She was a cat.

What do Terrorist Witches ride?

Boomsticks

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Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike?

She was a cat.

Where did little Lisa go after she got hit by a truck?

Everywhere.