Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike?

She was a cat.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do cats listen to during their free time?

they listen to podcats.

How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why did Vladimir fall off his bike?

He was rushin

What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How many ADHD children does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes

What do you call two colored folk riding a bicycle?

Organized crime!

Lisa Jokes More Lisa Jokes

Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike?

She was a cat.

Whats the sickest piece of art?

Pneumonia Lisa