Where did little Lisa go after she got hit by a truck?

Everywhere.

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Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

What do you call a Vietcong that's been hit by napalm?

Charlie Brown

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One. No two. No... How many do we have on the truck

Lisa Jokes More Lisa Jokes

Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike?

She was a cat.

Whats the sickest piece of art?

Pneumonia Lisa