Where did little Lisa go after she got hit by a truck?

Everywhere.

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Where did little Lisa go after she got hit by a truck?

Everywhere.

Where were you?

Uh, with my.. gf " Gf Well, tell us about her! What's her name commercial on tv uh.. Lisa.. Brandnewtoyota