What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

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What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

What's the difference between a masochist and a blogger?

There's none, both live for the hits.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How do the fish get to school ?

By octobus !

What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd?

He called the piano tuna!

Deck Jokes More Deck Jokes

How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

Spongebob Jokes More Spongebob Jokes

What's SpongeBob's worst personality trait?

He's way too self-absorbent

What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

Lebron James Jokes More Lebron James Jokes

What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

Why does Lebron James drive automatic?

He has no clutch.

Flop Jokes More Flop Jokes

What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.