They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.
When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.
The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal.
Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*
Because pepper makes them sneeze
In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.
Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.
With a square Dance!
He turns off his Xbox.
To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.
