Because he got hit by a truck!
Sundae School
ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"
it floats.
Tell Jamal to drop it
RIP my E-brake
I got the f out of the way.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving
It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.
Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"