Why did Johnny drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a truck!

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Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...

Why did the boy drop his Ice Cream?

A: He was hit by a bus

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What's the best part about dating a homeless chick ?

You can drop her off anywhere

What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

the resistance of both drop when doped.

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Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

What did they say about the blind man who got hit by a bus?

He never saw it coming.

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How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

How do you take a Mexican family portrait?

Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.

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What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.