Why did Johnny drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a truck!

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Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

Where do you learn to make ice cream?

Sundae School

How do babies get out of bellies?

ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What happens when you drop a decimal point in water ?

it floats.

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the drifter say to the person he hit ?

RIP my E-brake

How did I avoid getting hit by a Wfay?

I got the f out of the way.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

What's the difference between a ladder and a truck?

It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.

Johnny Jokes More Johnny Jokes

Why did Johnny drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a truck!

What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"