Why did Johnny drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a truck!

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Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you call a waffle you drop in the desert?

San Diego San-dee-eygo sandee-eygo sandy-eggo i'll letmyselfout

What do you call a pirate who is all out of reales(Silver coins)?

Long Gone Silver... /drops mic

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with pieces of cardboard?

A pillow fight

Who's there ! Adolf ! Adolf who ?

Adolf ball hit me in the mouth !

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

Which is the quickest way to reach the hospital?

Bernard pushed him under a truck...

How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

Johnny Jokes More Johnny Jokes

Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.

What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.?

Bloke chaps. Play me off Johnny!