Why did Johnny drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a truck!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus

Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

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What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?

Bison.

What is the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

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What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!

Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

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What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.

What do you call a self help book for a Country Music singer?

Drink, Pray, Truck

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Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.