Why did Johnny drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a truck!

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Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What do you get when someone teases you with ice cream then takes it away?

Blue Bells.

Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Who's there ! Adolf ! Adolf who ?

Adolf ball hit me in the mouth !

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon

What kind of sweets do trucks like?

Lorrypops.

Johnny Jokes More Johnny Jokes

What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON

What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!