Why did Johnny drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a truck!

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Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

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What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

Why did the dog keep dropping his ball?

He had barkinsons disease.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

Why did the anvil hit the blacksmith instead?

Because it was irony.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One. No two. No... How many do we have on the truck

How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

Johnny Jokes More Johnny Jokes

Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.