Why did Johnny drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a truck!

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Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

What's a reporter's favorite food?

Ice cream because they always want a scoop!

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What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

What is the best thing about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What hits the ground first?

The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One. No two. No... How many do we have on the truck

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

Johnny Jokes More Johnny Jokes

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage