Why did Johnny drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a truck!

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Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

How do you make a dead dog shake?

2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.

What is Bill Cosby's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Ten Roofies.

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How to legalize animal poaching ?

Drop a kid in their zoo enclosure.

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

What do you call a dragqueen in a truck?

A Transporter

Johnny Jokes More Johnny Jokes

Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.

Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!