How to legalize animal poaching ?

Drop a kid in their zoo enclosure.

Previous Random Joke Next

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Why doesn't Barbie have any kids?

Because Ken came in another box.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Where're we going?

Who the hell did I just drop off at school !

What's worse than dropping a scope of ice cream?

Dropping 2 scoops of ice cream. What's worse than dropping 2 scoops of ice cream? Getting a hand chopped off. What's worse than getting a hand chopped off? Getting both hands chopped off. What's worse than getting both hands chopped off? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping 3 scoops of ice cream.

Zoo Enclosure Jokes More Zoo Enclosure Jokes

What do you call a zoo enclosure without any change?

A nickeless cage.

How to legalize animal poaching ?

Drop a kid in their zoo enclosure.