How to legalize animal poaching ?

Drop a kid in their zoo enclosure.

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How old are your kids?

kids "

What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

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Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

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What do you call a zoo enclosure without any change?

A nickeless cage.

How to legalize animal poaching ?

Drop a kid in their zoo enclosure.