Why did the nose run?

It did snot want to be late

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Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

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What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

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Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.