Why did the nose run?

It did snot want to be late

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What did the Flower say to the Bees?

You know you want it, Honey"

How do bros want their drinks?

NOICE!!!!

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How do you stop a monster from smelling?

Cut off his nose.

What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding?

Nothing, he already said it twice.

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Why don't orphans play baseball?

They have no home to run to

What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.