Why did the nose run?

It did snot want to be late

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Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

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What is the name of the guy with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

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Why does mowgli run away from Shere Khan?

Islamophobia.

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.