Why did the nose run?

It did snot want to be late

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Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

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What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?

A: Tulips.

What do you call a nose without a body?

Nobody knows.

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What does a French carpenter say when he runs out of nails?

I haven't a clous.

What do you call a Canadian that's been run through a blender?

Pure-eh