Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

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What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker.

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

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What has six legs and goes "Hodeedo, hodeedo?

Three black guys about to miss the elevator

Whats the difference between a black guy and a snow tire?

A snow tire doesnt sing when you put chains on it.

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How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

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What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

a polynomeal

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

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What seemed to be the parrots problem?

Prolly wanted a cracker!

Why do white people hate being called crackers?

Because they find it insaltine.