Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

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What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter?

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree?

Cut the rope!

What do you call a college scholarship for a black guy?

all of them.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

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Where'd you get it?

Africa," says the parrot.

What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

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What did the rich socialite's parrot say?

Polly want a cracker with cavier please!

Why don't parrot's like black people?

Because Polly wants a cracker.