Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

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Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

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What's the differce between a black guy and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four!

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy?

A bench can support a family of four.

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How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

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Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot?

because he was using too much fowl language

What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A: A polygon!

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What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."