Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

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How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: So who wants to know Why do *you* want to know Are you a cop

What was the man running around ?

from my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane?

A pilot of course.

How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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What is the most unethical thing you can legally buy?

Nestle products

Why didnt Craig buy Anne Franks shoes on Ebay for 2000$ ?

They were Holo-costly

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What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?

Polyunsaturated

What's a parrot's favourite song?

I love Parrots in the Springtime!

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What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."