Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

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Why didn't Lebron go to college?

he didn't want to show up for the finals

Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane?

A pilot of course.

What do KKK and intensive training have in common?

they both make black guys run faster

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Where do hipsters buy their clothes?

Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.

Why buy an invisible knife?

I don't see the point

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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A: A polygon!

Where'd you get that?

The parrot says, "In France. They're everywhere!"

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What places have the least racial tensions?

Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.

Why do white people hate being called crackers?

Because they find it insaltine.