Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

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What did the bed say to the sleepy man?

I want you inside me"

What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

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What do you call the first black guy elected to the White House?

Precedent.

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

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What should I buy for dinner?

I see frozen peas are cool this time of year. ..you might say that's a corny joke, but it's really not. It's a pea joke.

When does a dyslexic person know they've bought the wrong SUV?

When they're in Denali.

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What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

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What did the rich socialite's parrot say?

Polly want a cracker with cavier please!

What's one cracker plus two crackers. 257 Calories(http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?

i=What%27s+one+cracker+plus+two+crackers%3F)