Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

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Where are the colored printers?

I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"

How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

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What was the black guys reaction to the 3/5ths compromise?

I can't even

What do you say to a black guy in a suit ?

Will the defendant please rise !

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Why do people keep buying velcro?

It's such a ripoff.

How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

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Why is politics for the birds?

Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

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What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

Who ate all the crackers?

racist cannibal.