Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

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Why did Santa want a divorce?

His wife made sure he only came once a year.

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

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What's the difference between three black guys and a joke?

Your mom can't take a joke.

What do you call a white guy with 2 black guys in the back of the car?

The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!

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Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

Why do chinesse make such terrible Estate agents?

Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.

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Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

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What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection?

A cracker with cheese

What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection?

A cracker with cheese.