Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

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Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

What do you call an 800 pound gorilla?

A: Anything he wants to be called.

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What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

What do black guy's have that is twice the size of white men's, and expands upon contact with a woman?

A criminal record.

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What, I'm Asian?

slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?

He prawned everything !

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Where did you get that thing?

Parrot says, "Africa."

What's a parrot's favourite song?

I love Parrots in the Springtime!

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What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

Who ate all the crackers?

racist cannibal.