Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

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What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)

Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

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What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."

Where do Bees use the bathroom?

At the BP station. (thanks grandma)

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Who's there ! Brother ! Brother who ?

Brother-ation I've forgotten your name !

Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

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What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.

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Who was left?

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What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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How do you do that?

I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!

Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.

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Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion