Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

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What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

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What do you call some soapy water on the floor?

Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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Why could the witch never get the enchantments right?

She forgot to use Spell Check.

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What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

What type of overalls did Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim......

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What's the difference between Hillary and a piece of fruit?

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Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.

How do you do that?

I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!

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Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history