Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

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Where do you go if you want to find a very funny joke?

Apparently, not here

How much is a gram?

Me- "Depends on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out"

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What's the difference between white students and black students?

Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school.

What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

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What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.

What is something that you never forget on a field trip?

9/11.

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How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

What does puritan Mario do with witches?

BurnEm....BurnEmBurnEmBurnEm.

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What did the mod say to the other?

deleted

What does disappointment feel like?

deleted

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Why couldnt the laptop see?

Cause it was SoDIMM

What do you call a singing Laptop?

A Dell

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Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion