Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

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Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

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C-2 it that you don't forget my name next time !

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

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He's a fun guy."

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Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion