Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

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Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

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What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K"

What does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

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What did a cyberman say to John Smith?

You will be deleted

How many mods does it take to switch a light bulb?

deleted

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What's faster than a black man dodging cops with a TV?

His brother with the laptop.

What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times?

A dell

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