Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

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What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

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What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

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What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

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Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

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How do you pronounce the "Pao" in "Power'?

deleted

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

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Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.

What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer

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Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion