What did Mario say about Toad?

He's a fun guy."

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What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

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What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ?

Star Warts !

Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

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Why couldn't the fun guy go in the elevator?

There wasn't mush-room.

What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy