What does milk and brothels have in common?

Whore-moans!

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What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels?

They can't get enough booty.

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How can you tell when your drowning in milk?

When it gets pasteurise.

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

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