Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels?

They can't get enough booty.

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Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels?

They can't get enough booty.

What Does Every Pirate Hate?

A small chest with no booty.

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What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

What does a pirate from Boston say?

Aaahhh.

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Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole?

stopping it with a shovel

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What did Santa say at the brothel?

Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!

What did Santa say when he went to a brothel?

Hoe hoe hoe!