Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels?

They can't get enough booty.

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Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels?

They can't get enough booty.

Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

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Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

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How will you escape?

Dude: It's very simple, I will stop my imagination

When will the Jared jokes stop?

When they get too old.

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What did Obi-Wan Kenobi tel Luke Skywalker at the brothel?

Luke! May the whores be with you!"

Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.