Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels?

They can't get enough booty.

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Booty Jokes More Booty Jokes

What's a necrophilic pirate's favorite activity?

Digging for booty.

What's a pirate's favorite video game?

Because there's mighty phat loot and booty ta be pillagin' and plunderin', matey.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?

A peg leg.

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How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

Brothel Jokes More Brothel Jokes

What did Santa say when he went to a brothel?

Hoe hoe hoe!

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi tel Luke Skywalker at the brothel?

Luke! May the whores be with you!"