Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels?

They can't get enough booty.

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Booty Jokes More Booty Jokes

What did the pirate say to the other pirate?

Don't touch my booty

What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

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What kind of music does a pirate like?

Arrr'n'B

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

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What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?

Don't bite any witches !

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

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What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor

Why did the train go to the brothel?

To blow of a little steam