What did the pirate say to the other pirate?

Don't touch my booty

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Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

What did the pirate say to the other pirate?

Don't touch my booty

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What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

Where does the pirate put his ear ring?

In his buccaneer.

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What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common?

Can't touch this!