What did the pirate say to the other pirate?

Don't touch my booty

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What Does Every Pirate Hate?

A small chest with no booty.

Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

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How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.

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How are asymptotes like women?

You can get close to it, but you can't touch it

What's the most frighting thing you can read in braille?

Do not touch.