What did the pirate say to the other pirate?

Don't touch my booty

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What did the proctologist say to the pirate?

Show me your booty.

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

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What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

Why did the black guy get mad at the pirate?

He dropped the hard 'arrrrrr.'

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What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?

A PDF file.

What do you call wood-smoothing equipment that's hot to the touch?

Bernie Sanders