What did the pirate say to the other pirate?

Don't touch my booty

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Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

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Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

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What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common?

Can't touch this!

What did the pirate say to the other pirate?

Don't touch my booty