What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common?

Can't touch this!

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What's Jared Fogle's favorite time of day?

When the big hand touches the little one

What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?

A PDF file.

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What's matter in reverse?

Antimatter.

What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common?

Can't touch this!

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What did MC Hammer name his son?

Arman.

What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common?

Can't touch this!