What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common?

Can't touch this!

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How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?

When your nose touches the ceiling !

What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?

A PDF file.

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What's matter in reverse?

Antimatter.

What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common?

Can't touch this!

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What do you call a communist hip-hop musician?

MC Hammer and Sickle.

What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common?

Can't touch this!