What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common?

Can't touch this!

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What do you call an astronaut that doesn't like being touched?

A personal space man

How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms

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What's matter in reverse?

Antimatter.

What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common?

Can't touch this!

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What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common?

Can't touch this!

What do you call a communist hip-hop musician?

MC Hammer and Sickle.