What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common?

Can't touch this!

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What's the difference between virgin olive oil and extra virgin olive oil?

thick Italian accent* "She don't even touch it."

What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.

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What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common?

Can't touch this!

What's matter in reverse?

Antimatter.

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What did MC Hammer name his son?

Arman.

What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common?

Can't touch this!