Antimatter Jokes

What's matter in reverse?

Antimatter.

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What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common?

Can't touch this!

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What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common?

Can't touch this!

What do you call a communist hip-hop musician?

MC Hammer and Sickle.

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What do Michael Jackson and Jimmy Savile have in common?

they touched some many lives

Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper?

Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.

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What is the cheapest date ever?

Drive in reverse trough the mcdrive, so the checkout is on her side.

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.