Antimatter Jokes

What's matter in reverse?

Antimatter.

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What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common?

Can't touch this!

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What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*

Why do whites call it reverse racism?

because, only whites are racist.

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What do you call a communist hip-hop musician?

MC Hammer and Sickle.

What did MC Hammer name his son?

Arman.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.

How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)