Antimatter Jokes

What's matter in reverse?

Antimatter.

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What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common?

Can't touch this!

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What did MC Hammer name his son?

Arman.

What do you call a communist hip-hop musician?

MC Hammer and Sickle.

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How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

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Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15?

That's when the big hand touches the little hand.

Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct