How do you make an apple turnover?

Push it down hill.

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What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

How do you stop an Armenian tank?

You shoot the guys pushing it.

Apple Turnover Jokes More Apple Turnover Jokes

Why did the jellyroll?

He saw the apple turnover.

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.