What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

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Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What do you call a Rwandan tribe falling down a hill?

Tutsi Roll.

How do you find the fastest man in Africa?

Roll a penny down a hill.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

What do you get if you push a piano down a mine?

A flat miner

What's the difference between a hipster and a fire hose?

It takes more than one hipster to push the black people out of a neighborhood.

Slide Jokes More Slide Jokes

What exactly does BYOB mean?

Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat

How do monkeys go down the stairs?

They slide down the banana-ster! :D

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with?

The Icebergs

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids