What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

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Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

What do you get when you push a piano down a mining shaft?

A flat minor.

Slide Jokes More Slide Jokes

What playground equipment do kids hate the most?

The slide into poverty.

What do people do in Greece?

Slip and slide around.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.

What is Antarctica's version of tinder called?

Pick up a penguin