What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

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Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

Why the fireman was burried on the top of the hill?

A: Because he was dead.

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs who's rolling down a hill?

Rick O'Shay.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major

What did the proctologist ask the restaurant goer?

Can I push your stool in?

Slide Jokes More Slide Jokes

What's black and slides down Nelson's column?

Winnie Mandela.

How are STEM majors and inflatable slides the same?

You start off excited over your lofty heights and slowly slide down into something soft.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

Why do penguins never go to England?

Because they're afraid of Wales!