What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

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Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

How do you make a Swiss Roll?

Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why do push up bras not work for some girls?

Because 0x0 is always 0.

Why is flatulence more satisfying after a long struggle to push it out?

Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**

Slide Jokes More Slide Jokes

What slides in and out until it's balls are busted?

Piston

What, I'm Asian?

slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

What do you call a gang of penguins?

A ganguin