What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

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Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What do you call a Polish person going down a hill?

A Rollie Pollie

What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K . Rowling

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

How do you make a Swiss Roll?

Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade.

Slide Jokes More Slide Jokes

Which one slides off first?

The one with the lowest mew.

What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper?

Ruff.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"