What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

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Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What do you call a Polish person going down a hill?

A Rollie Pollie

How do you make a Swiss Roll?

Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun?

Shoot the people pushing it.

Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it

Slide Jokes More Slide Jokes

Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What is Antarctica's version of tinder called?

Pick up a penguin

How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.