What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

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Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

How do you make an apple turnover?

Push it down hill.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

Slide Jokes More Slide Jokes

What does a Mexican get when he slides down a hill?

Gracias

What is your dream car and why?

Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

Why don't you see penguins in Britain?

Because they're afraid of Wales

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"