What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

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Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

Why did the tea-bag fall down the hill?

To steep.

What is yellow and rolls down a hill?

Mustard in a rollerskate

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

Why is flatulence more satisfying after a long struggle to push it out?

Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**

Slide Jokes More Slide Jokes

What's black and slides down Nelson's column?

Winnie Mandela.

Which one slides off first?

The one with the lowest mew.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

Who's the only living relative of penguin?

His Aunt Arctica

Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with?

The Icebergs