What slides in and out until it's balls...

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Who's there ! Astor ! Astor who ?

Astor the ball is over !

Why does superman have balls of steel?

I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well

Slide Jokes More Slide Jokes

Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

What, I'm Asian?

slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*

Bust Jokes More Bust Jokes

Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

Piston Jokes More Piston Jokes

What slides in and out until it's balls are busted?

Piston

What did the piston say to the freely expanding gas?

No pressure