What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did the pharmacist know his drink was spiked?

He fainted after the punch line.

How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How is crossing an intersection like going to jail?

If you're a white man, you're free to walk.

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why doesn't anyone tell jokes about Jonestown?

The punchline is too long.

What do dead kids and jokes about dead kids have in common?

They never get old.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?

So he could hide in the cherry tree !

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

They both swallow a lot of seamen. Ahh stupid jokes. They never get old.

Why do pigs love Halloween?

There's lots of hogsgobblin.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.