What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian?

Look at her beaver.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort ?

The Baaahaaamaaas !

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

A: "The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

They both swallow a lot of seamen. Ahh stupid jokes. They never get old.

Why don't paperclips move around a lot?

They like being stationery.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

A: An inj-oink-tion.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.