What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

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What did the child with no hands get for his birthday?

Nobody knows yet.

Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

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What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?

A honey bunny.

What's the best way to cross the border?

In the trunk of a car.

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Why are there more jokes about Waco than Jonestown?

A: The punch lines were too long in Jonestown.

What's better than a joke on /r/Jokes?

The inevitable comment from

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Why do elephants wear green shoes?

So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?

Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

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Why do elephants do well in school ?

Because they have a lot of grey matter !

What do you call an Asian who breaks a lot of wind?

Fa Ting

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Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

Why aren't pigs invited to black tie events?

Haven't you ever seen pig's tie? It's filthy!