Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

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Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.

What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.

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Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

What happened when Jesus 'screwed' around?

He got *nailed*.

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Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

Why are condoms transparent?

A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

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Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

What does Metallica's St. Anger and Star Wars VIII have in common?

No solo.

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Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.