Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

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Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

How many women does it take to invent something?

Nobody knows, history is still waiting....

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Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

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Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them too.

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Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

because the prices were Solo

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

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What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.

What do George Michael and Carrie Fisher have in common?

Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.