Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

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What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

How many women fits in a monk monastery?

Nun.

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Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

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Why don't I enjoy certain middle eastern food?

Because it just makes me falafel.

How did you get those horrible burns?

flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.

Solo Jokes More Solo Jokes

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

What does Metallica's St. Anger and Star Wars VIII have in common?

No solo.

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What is Carrie Fisher's favorite snack?

Frito Leah's

What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.