Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

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Why can't woman drive?

Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!

What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

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How is being married like puttin' on a tin roof?

If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.

How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies?

He only got nailed once

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What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?

Elizabeth.

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

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Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

What does Metallica's St. Anger and Star Wars VIII have in common?

No solo.

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What did David Bowie want for Christmas?

Carrie Fisher.

What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.