Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

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When is a woman wrong?

As long as she is unmarried.

Why are women like parachutes?

Because if they don't spread they are worthless.

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Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

Why didn't Jesus have any children?

He only got nailed by guys )

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Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

What do a plumber and a walrus both enjoy?

A nice tight seal

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Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

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What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.

What is Carrie Fisher's favorite snack?

Frito Leah's