Why don't the French enjoy travelling to Northern Ireland?

Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.

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What does a sheep call a film it doesn't like?

a baaahhhd movie. ( )

What do you call a duck that likes to steal?

A Robber Ducky!

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Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

Why do the French like Easter?

Because it's such a bonne ide.

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What pizza topping to Koreans enjoy the most?

Pupperoni

What do a chick and KFC have in common?

Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.

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How is it that photons travel so fast?

They are light.

Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

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Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.