Why don't the French enjoy travelling to Northern Ireland?

Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.

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Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do you call a snake that likes history?

A HISSStorian.

What can you do if you don't like the Prelude in C Sharp Minor?

A: Turn Rachmanin off.

French Jokes More French Jokes

How do you say "I surrender" in french?

Bonjour"

Why do the french hate League of Legends?

They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?

Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's a skunk's favourite game in school?

Show and smell!

Where are smells made?

In the olfactory.