Why don't the French enjoy travelling to Northern Ireland?

Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.

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How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.

Why doesn't Batman like going to Robin's house?

They don't like rich people in Robin's hood

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What do you call a French cow that grows sprouts instead of fur?

Chia LaBeouf

What's the holiest, French color?

Sacred blue!

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What kind of movies do scurvy circles enjoy?

rated movies.

What do a chick and KFC have in common?

Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.

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What travels down an alley and is full of holes?

Batman's Parents.

Why do high school girls always travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't evennn...

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What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

What does the Illuminati smell like?

New World Odor