Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.
a baaahhhd movie. ( )
A Robber Ducky!
Ronald MacAardvark!
Because it's such a bonne ide.
Pupperoni
Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.
They are light.
Because they can't even.
It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."
Because he always plays with Pooh.