Why did Vietnam revolt against the French?

Because they knew they would Nguyen.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.

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What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it?

Linoleum Blownapart

What do you call it when three french cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

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Why did Vietnam revolt against the French?

Because they knew they would Nguyen.

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He thought they were revolting!

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A Nguyen mill.

Why did Vietnam revolt against the French?

Because they knew they would Nguyen.