Why did Vietnam revolt against the French?

Because they knew they would Nguyen.

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What's your stand on renewable energy?

I don't know about you, but I'm a Big Fan.

How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

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What do you call an empty field?

The french army at the beginning of a war!

What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

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What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man

Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

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How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

What do you call Turkey's revolting soldiers?

The Coup Clucks Clan.

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What's a good source of Vietnamese renewable energy?

A Nguyen mill.

Why did Vietnam revolt against the French?

Because they knew they would Nguyen.