Why did Vietnam revolt against the French?

Because they knew they would Nguyen.

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How do you know when you should get a puppy?

When life's getting a little ruff ...I'll see myself out

What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in french... ... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;) )

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What do you call a French dog that sells medicine?

Un phrarmachien!

How does a French blacksmith sharpen his blade?

He hon(hon hon)s it.

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How many Vietnam veterans does it take to change a light bulb?

You weren't there, man!

How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a lightbulb?

YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN! YOU WEREN'T THERE!

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What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

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What's a good source of Vietnamese renewable energy?

A Nguyen mill.

Why did Vietnam revolt against the French?

Because they knew they would Nguyen.