Why did Vietnam revolt against the French?

Because they knew they would Nguyen.

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How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

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What do you call a dehydrated French man?

Pee Air

Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors?

So they can see the battle.

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What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man

How many Vietnam veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!

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Why did Vietnam revolt against the French?

Because they knew they would Nguyen.

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

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What's a good source of Vietnamese renewable energy?

A Nguyen mill.

Why did Vietnam revolt against the French?

Because they knew they would Nguyen.