Vietnam Jokes

How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb?

You don't know cause you weren't there

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How many Vietnam veterans does it take to change a light bulb?

You weren't there, man!

How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!! YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN!!

What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam?

The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!"

Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

Why did Vietnam revolt against the French?

Because they knew they would Nguyen.

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

How many Vietnam vets does it take the screw in a light bulb?

THAT'S RIGHT!!! YOU DON'T KNOW BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!

How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a lightbulb?

YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN! YOU WEREN'T THERE!

How many Vietnam Vets does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE!!! YOU DON'T KNOW!!!

What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man

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How many Vietnam veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!

Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

What does a menopausal Vietnam vet suffer from?

Hot flashbacks

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How many Vietnam veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!

How many Vietnam veterans does it take to change a light bulb?

You weren't there, man!

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He Brexit!

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change??