Vietnam Veteran Jokes

How many Vietnam veterans does it take to change a light bulb?

You weren't there, man!

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How many Vietnam veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!

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How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

How many Avatar characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It will change when the fire nation attacks

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

How many dragon ball characters does it take to change a light bulb ?

Only one... but it will take a few episodes. The lightbulb saga

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

What's faster than a black man with your TV?

His son with your DVD player! I mean no racism in this joke*

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

What's a Jackhammer's Best Friend?

Cast Steel! Bahahahahah! You know! Cause it has a poor dampening value it vibrates so much! They um. They both vibrate. Well ok. One vibrates, the other reciprocates. That's kinda... Hehe. Heh. Reciprocate my humor damn it!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why was the man sued by his horse?

For palomino-money!

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many people from Cornwall does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't care, as long as they do it better than people from Devon.

How many married women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Yeah right, like married women ever screw anything other than poolboys.....

Vietnam Jokes More Vietnam Jokes

How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!! YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN!!

What does a menopausal Vietnam vet suffer from?

Hot flashbacks

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many lazy people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Count for yourself...

How many Jersey girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They'll screw anything