Vietnam Veteran Jokes

How many Vietnam veterans does it take to change a light bulb?

You weren't there, man!

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How many Vietnam veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!

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Nun.

How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

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Vietnam Jokes More Vietnam Jokes

How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a lightbulb?

YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN! YOU WEREN'T THERE!

How many Vietnam vets does it take the screw in a light bulb?

THAT'S RIGHT!!! YOU DON'T KNOW BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!

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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

Third as many as for a regular bulb.

How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call man without toes?

What do you call a man without toes and is allergic to milk Lack-toes intolerant!!

What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb?

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How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

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Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."