Why do guitar amps hum?

Because they don't know the words.

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How do you know you put the right joke in the right thread?

Don't worry, someone will tell you.

What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.

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What if you get mugged?

So just to be safe, I took his guitar.

What kind of guitar did the pool player own?

A: A-cue-stick.

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How do you get out of a Russian prison?

You have Vladmir Putin a word for you.

What three words will emasculate any man?

A: Hold my purse.

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Why do hummingbirds hum?

They don't know the words.

Why do fluorescent lights hum?

Because they don't know the words.