Why do guitar amps hum?

Because they don't know the words.

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Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

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What kind of guitar did the pool player own?

A: A-cue-stick.

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

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What is the only word in an English dictionary spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly is the only word spelled I n c o r r e c t l y

What is the only word that a redneck will capitalise?

Punishment.

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Ever wondered why bees hum?

It's because they don't know the words.

Why do power lines hum?

Because they don't know the words.