Why do guitar amps hum?

Because they don't know the words.

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How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here If not i will happily remove it.

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How does a lawyer from Panama play his guitar?

He shreds.

What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!

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What would you say are your strengths?

Me: Words Him: Can you say more Me: More Him: Me: I'm also good at directions

What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

A: "Nobody's perfect!"

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Why do guitar amps hum?

Because they don't know the words.

Why do bees hum?

Because they can't remember the lyrics