30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.
An amputea
They want to have it before it's cool.
100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.
Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!
He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'
A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.
Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there.
A telephono lens.
Whatever their name is, you insensitive jerk.
Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!
9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any
30 of them are triggered every second
One's a tragic Mick...
Because 30 is too many!