30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.
Because it was 2 turnt up
Because it was making him moody.
Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.
It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.
Sir
Because nobody wants to hold an erection.
Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.
A: Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.
A living room
A full set of teeth
Patty O'furniture.
Patti O'Furniture
A barber.
Reading road signs at 30 MPH
Patio Furniture.
Shaun O'flanagan
Because 30 is too many!