Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

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Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

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What did the peasant say when he went surfing in the Russian Revolution?

Serf's up!

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Charlie has been neutralised"

Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

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What's the difference between democracy and feudalism?

Q: What's the difference between democracy and feudalism A: In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your Count votes.

Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.