Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

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What is a water bottle's favorite game to play?

Follow the litre.

What do you do if a purple elephant and a multicolored horse are following you?

get off the merry-go-round! :)

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Why are firetrucks red?

You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always russian around.

Why did Ellen Pao punch the puppy?

Cause shes terrible.

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What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

What does a menopausal Vietnam vet suffer from?

Hot flashbacks

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What did the peasant say when he went surfing in the Russian Revolution?

Serf's up!

What do peasants do in their spare time?

They serf

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What did terrorists say in Paris?

Charlie has been neutralised"

Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

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What's the difference between democracy and feudalism?

Q: What's the difference between democracy and feudalism A: In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your Count votes.

Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.