What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank?

Pilaf.

Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...

Branch Jokes More Branch Jokes

What's a Michigander?

A: An Ohioan who can read. Q: What's an Ohioan? A: A Kentuckian who can count. Q: What's a Kentuckian? A: A West Virginian with a branching family tree. Q: And who the hell are you to be making all these rude judgments? A: Trauma counselor for tour guides.

Why did the monkey trip over the branch?

Because the Chimp-Can't -See