What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge?

She saw the salad dressing.

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

How did the bird get his bluetooth to work?

He had to parrot.

Where do birds invest their money ?

In the stork market !

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Who's there ! Checkmate ! Checkmate who ?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank !

What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank?

Pilaf.

Branch Jokes More Branch Jokes

Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

Why did the monkey trip over the branch?

Because the Chimp-Can't -See