What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

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What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

Why is there lipstick on your collar?

she yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."

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What birds are found in Portugal ?

Portu-geese !

What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A chicken

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Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?

They weren't hiring.

Who's there ! Andrew ! Andrew who ?

Andrew all her money out of the bank !

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What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

What did the poplar tree say to the weeping willow?

Hey pal, you just need to branch out more.