What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

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What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

What time does Sean Connery go to the US Open?

Tennish

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What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.

What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

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Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?

A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.

What did Michael Jackson say at the bank?

Make that change"

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What did the poplar tree say to the weeping willow?

Hey pal, you just need to branch out more.

What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.