What do you tell a diabetic girl in bed?

Hi sugar

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Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

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How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?

If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!

How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.