How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?

Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.

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What's the difference between one yard and two yards?

A: A fence.

What do white people and fences have in common?

They both get jumped by Mexicans.

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How does a neckbeard greet a tree?

Good day, m'hogany'

How does a Facebook employee greet each other?

Hey there, whatsapp!!

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.