How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?

Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.

Previous Random Joke Next

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Greet Jokes More Greet Jokes

How do two psychiatrists greet each other?

You are fine, how am I?"

How do angels greet each other?

They say Halo.

4 Year Old Jokes More 4 Year Old Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year-old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.