How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?

Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.

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What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

Why aren't Mexicans ever indecisive?

Because if they're on the fence too long they get caught.

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How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?

Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.

What does an excited karate pupil say to his friend when greeting him?

HIYAH!

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What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.