How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?

Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.

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Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

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How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

How did the Mexican greet people in Hawaii?

Ahola.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!