How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?

Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.

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Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

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How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!

How do you greet an overweight Micronesian when you're trying to sound cool?

Microsoft Word.

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What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.