How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?

Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.

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Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

What kind of fence goes on strike?

A picket fence.

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What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

Gluten tag!

What did the Catholic Mexican say to greet the Greek God of Thunder?

hey zeus!"

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What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

What does that tell you?

4-year-old: I won.