How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?

Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.

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Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

Greet Jokes More Greet Jokes

What does an excited karate pupil say to his friend when greeting him?

HIYAH!

Who you must not greet on a plane?

HI Jack!

4 Year Old Jokes More 4 Year Old Jokes

How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!