What did one vampire say to the other vampire?

Is that you coffin

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Where did vampires go to first in America?

New-fang-land.

What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

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What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?

Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.