What did one vampire say to the other vampire?

Is that you coffin

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What would Abraham Lincoln say if he found out there was a movie about him slaying vampires?

What's a movie?

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !

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How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.