Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

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Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

Who names hurricanes?

Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy

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When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

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Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

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What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

Why aren't Tumblr users good farm contractors?

Because they always take a fence

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!