What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

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How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

How many people from Brazil does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian!

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How do deaf people tell each other secrets ?

They wear mittens.

How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/

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Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?

He looked a little blue

What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

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Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

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What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.