What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

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What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...