Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

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How do a neckbeard's cells divide?

by m'tosis

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

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What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

Why do we never run out of math teachers?

Because they are always multiplying.

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What do black people get on their math test?

Warning offensive!) Chicken grease.

Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

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What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear?

An Amoeba.

Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

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How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".