Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

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Divide Jokes More Divide Jokes

Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

Why can't white Tumb1r girls divide or multiply by two?

Because they can't even

Multiply Jokes More Multiply Jokes

What do you get when you multiply 1,654,835,583 to 5,687,423,908?

A headache.

What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by 684?

The wrong answer.

Math Test Jokes More Math Test Jokes

What did the Pie say when he failed a math test?

How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!"

Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.

Amoeba Jokes More Amoeba Jokes

What does an amoeba call its friend?

Cell mate.

What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear?

An Amoeba.

Flunk Jokes More Flunk Jokes

How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".