Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

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How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

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Why are rabbits like calculators?

They both multiply a lot.

Why did the integer stop multiplying with other integers of equal value?

He was Squared Straight.

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What did the mermaid wear for good luck on her math test?

Her *algaebra*.

Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.

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Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

What does an amoeba call its friend?

Cell mate.

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How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".