Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

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What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

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Why do we never run out of math teachers?

Because they are always multiplying.

Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

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What did the mermaid wear for good luck on her math test?

Her *algaebra*.

What did the mentally handicapped kid get on his math test?

Drool

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What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear?

An Amoeba.

What does an amoeba call its friend?

Cell mate.

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What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.